Why....

...... all I have is theories!?!?!?

Intelligence.....

Age always comes with wisdom, but sometimes age likes to come alone.

Convenience

Everything is pocket size if your ass is big enough.

Irony

Civilization will be the down fall of mankind.

Religion

I have seen the rath of god.........it is not so bad?!?!

American Bike Racing

They ring a bell. Then they crash.

Spring.

The sun came out. Then it snowed.